Subtle Christmas hints from my girlfriend (or not)…
by Dave Mast on December-8-2007

(While walking through Lowe’s tool department…)

Jess:  Oh look, crowbars … I could use one of these.

Me:  You don’t have one?  I thought you did.

Jess:  No, I don’t, and it’s sad.

Me:  Really?

Jess:  Yes.  You don’t know what it’s like to have a crowbar-shaped hole in your life.

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Comments
Todd C. on December 8th, 2007 at 3:39 pm #

Dave,

You have a girl friend? Just kidding.

matthew irvine on December 9th, 2007 at 2:20 am #

That seems like such a strange Christmas request from a girlfriend. However, any girl that wants a crowbar is aces in my book. :)

Jennifer on December 9th, 2007 at 12:42 pm #

Genius! Maybe my friend should try that…and if it fails, you could always actually apply the crowbar to the head of the person not getting the hint…

Sue Kauffman on December 10th, 2007 at 5:36 pm #

Dave, I think you ought to get her one, but first decorate it some how….

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